Monthly Archives: April 2011

Taking Bets

Photograph by Amy Albertson

Vic and I decided not to find out the sex of our baby.  The majority of the old folks are happy that we’re waiting to find out, while the younger crew thinks we be crazy for not wanting to know beforehand.  I guess we just like to go against the grain, an odd life goal Vic and I have always shared in common. Plus, I don’t want a sh*t load of baby blue and pink stuff gifted to me and the baby.  And, yes, I like yellows, greens, browns, black, and a plethora of other colors.  What’s wrong with those colors?  Why does my kid have to like and only wear blue if he’s a boy or pink if she’s a girl?

However, I do like hot pink.

Anyway, I made a poll so the few of you out there that actually read my blog can vote on the sex of my baby.  I’m also trying to convince my cousin to take bets at my baby shower next month, with the person guessing the correct sex and correct/closest due date winning the pot.  We’ll see.

Carrot Cake Muffins

Last week I harvested all of the carrots, turnips, and parsnips in my garden in order to get the beds ready for the next planting.  Needless to say, I had a sh*t load of carrots I wanted to use soon since I didn’t have much room in my fridge, so I decided to make some carrot cake muffins for Easter and my dad’s camping trip to Death Valley.  As always, I was inspired by the Carrot Cake Muffin recipe by Martha Rose Shulman who writes Recipes for Health for the New York Times.  Enjoy!

Carrot Cake Muffins (makes about 12)

2 1/2 cups organic whole wheat flour

2 tsp baking powder

1 tsp baking soda

2 tsp ground cinnamon

1 tsp fresh ground nutmeg

1/2 tsp ground allspice

1/2 tsp ground cloves

1/2 tsp Celtic salt

2 farm fresh eggs

1/2 cup turbinado sugar

1/3 cup extra virgin olive oil (or whatever vegetable oil you have on hand)

1 1/3 cups organic whole milk

1 tsp organic vanilla extract

2/3 cup of sliced almonds

2 cups of grated carrots

Preheat oven to 375 degrees.  Grease muffin tins.

Mix dry ingredients together in a medium bowl.  Mix wet ingredients and the sugar together in a large bowl.  Add dry ingredients to wet ingredients and mix until well combined.  Fold in the almonds and the carrots.

Spoon into greased muffin tins and bake for 25 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean.

There’s No Denying…

 

…that I’m pregnant and not just fat.

Ryan Apple Pie

For some reason I had over 20 apples in the vegetable drawer of my refrigerator.  I like apples a lot, but there’s no reason to have that many taking up valuable room in the fridge, especially now that I have a bounty of fresh veggies delivered to me each week.  So, I decided to make my family’s apple pie recipe for Easter.

Technically, the recipe comes from an old cookbook called, the Mennonite Community Cookbook, which my dad’s family gave to my mom when she first came to this country.  This was the first cookbook I learned to use, even though we’ve only actually cooked a couple recipes out of the book.  Anyway, here’s our adapted version of the Apple Crumb Pie.

Apple Crumb Pie (a.k.a. the Ryan Apple Pie)

6 apples (preferably tart, but I tend to use whatever I have on hand)

1 cup sugar (Turbinado or regular)

1/3 cup organic sweet cream butter (very cold and cut into cubes)

3/4 cup organic whole wheat flour

1 tsp cinnamon

Pastry for one 9 inch shell (I am unable to make a nice, flaky pie shell, so I buy the Marie Calendar’s shells from the freezer section and always end up making two pies at a time.)

Preheat oven to 425 degrees.

 

Pare apples and cut into eighths, put in a medium sized bowl.  Sprinkle 1/2 cup sugar and cinnamon over apples and mix until well coated.  Put apple mix into unbaked pastry shell.

 

Combine remaining sugar and flour into a mini food prep or large food processor.  Pulse until well mixed.  Next, add cubes of cold butter and pulse until crumbs are formed.  Sprinkle crumbs over apples.

Bake the pie at 425 degrees for 10 minutes, and then reduce temp to 350 degrees.  Bake for 35-60 minutes, depending on how done you like your apples. We like them nice and soft, so we bake the pie for 60 minutes.

Let it cool for a few hours, then slice and serve.  Eat at room temperature or reheat it.  Eat it a la carte, serve with ice cream or whipped cream, or put the pie in a bowl and pour milk over it and eat it like cereal (this is what my dad likes to do for breakfast when we have leftover pie).

Enjoy!

FRE

(P.S.  For some reason I don’t know how to use my camera and there are date stamps on my pictures with the incorrect date!  Luckily I figured how to fix it, but of course by then the apple pie was made and gobbled up.  Lame.)

Week 32

Just 8 more weeks to go!

Pumpkin Waffles

Since I still had a cup of pumpkin puree leftover from the muffins that I made the other day, I decided to make some pumpkin waffles.  It was dinner time when I decided to do this, so I figured I could just freeze and reheat them in the toaster for future lazy breakfasts.  Here’s my version of the Weelicious Pumpkin Waffles.

Pumpkin Waffles (makes 12 waffles)

2 ¼ cups organic whole wheat flour

¼ cup flax meal

1/3 cup Turbinado sugar

2 ½ tsp baking powder

1 tsp baking soda

½ tsp Celtic salt

2 tsp ground cinnamon

1 tsp ground ginger

4 eggs

2 cups organic whole milk

1 cup (or so) pumpkin puree

6 tbsp melted organic sweet cream butter

1 tsp pure vanilla extract

Preheat waffle iron.  Mix the dry ingredients together in a medium bowl.  Mix the wet ingredients together in a large bowl.  Add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients until smooth.  Pour about ½ of the batter into heated waffle iron.  Cook according to your waffle maker’s specifications.  Eat with butter and syrup, or cool to room temperature and then freeze for later use.  Reheat waffles in toaster or oven.

Pumpkin Apple Muffins

The other day I was inspired by one of my friends to make the Pumpkin Apple Muffin recipe featured on Weelicious.  Actually, she made the mini sweet potato muffins, but I didn’t have any sweet potatoes on hand, instead I had a can of pumpkin puree in the pantry.  And of course, me being me, I did not have all of the ingredients at hand to make the original pumpkin apple muffins, so I decided to modify the recipe to fit my needs. Here’s my rendition of the tasty muffins.  I hope you enjoy!

Pumpkin Apple Muffins (makes 12 muffins)

1 2/3 cups organic whole wheat flour

1/3 cup of flax meal

1/2 cup organic Turbinado sugar

2 Tsp baking powder

1/2 tsp baking soda

1/2 tsp Celtic salt (you can use regular salt, this is just what I like to use)

1 tsp. cinnamon

1 tsp pumpkin spice

3 Tbsp extra virgin olive oil or whatever type of fat you want to use

1 egg (I got this egg and 11 others from Farmer Fresh to You!)

3/4 cup organic heavy whipping cream (For some reason organic dairy doesn’t affect me like regular dairy.  I have no clue why.)

1/2 cup pumpkin puree

1 Fuji apple, peeled and diced (This apple is from Farmer Fresh to You as well.)

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.  Mix dry ingredients in a medium bowl.  Mix wet ingredients in a large bow.  Add dry ingredients to wet and mix lightly.  Fold apples into the mix.  Spoon into greased muffin tins and bake for 20-30 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out clean.

The Lazy Gardener

I love vegetables and the idea of gardening, but I totally suck at it.

I hate weeding.

I forget to water the plants.

I sometimes even forget to harvest the vegetables.

And now, it’s really hard for me to bend down to pick my veggies with this growing basketball of a belly I now possess.

Belly Photograph by Amy Albertson

Somewhat Healthy Banana Nut Muffins

I have a large collection of cookbooks as well as a binder full of collected recipes; however, I hate making a recipe exactly how it is written.  This is due to the fact that I despise going to the grocery store to buy specific ingredients to make a particular dish.  Instead, I like to use ingredients that I have on hand to make something I’m hungry for.  So, here’s my highly modified, somewhat healthy, banana nut muffin recipe that I made on Sunday.

Unfortunately, in the middle of baking, the power went out in my neighborhood  and shut off my oven.  Luckily the muffins had just finished cooking when the power went out.  The gods must love banana nut muffins.

Makes 6 jumbo muffins or 12 mini muffins.

1 1/2 cup Whole Wheat Flour

1/2 cup Turbinado sugar

1/4 cup rolled oats

2 Tbls Flax meal

1 tsp Cinammon

2 tsp Baking Powder

1/2 tsp salt

3 overly ripe mashed bananas

2/3 cup heavy whipping cream (this is the not so healthy part)

1 large egg

2 Tbls extra virgin olive oil or whatever vegetable oil you like or have on hand

1 tsp Vanilla extract

1/2 cup or more of chopped walnuts

Preheat oven to 400 degrees.  Mix the dry ingredients in a medium sized bowl. Then, mix the wet ingredients in a large bowl.  Add the dry ingredients and walnuts to wet ingredients.  Mix until comes together.  Spoon evenly into greased or lined muffin tins.  Bake for 20 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in the center of a muffin comes out nice and clean.  Muffins should be golden brown.

Enjoy!

FRE

Week 31

 

63 more days!