Category Archives: Bad Poetry

I Love You

I wake up everyday to your smiling face

Wondering what delights you will shower upon me.

I depend on you like there’s no tomorrow,

And I have no clue what I would do without you.

I can’t even fathom

What I did before you came into my life.

It must have been mundane.

So, I deeply apologize for being so negligent today.

I did not mean to leave you behind,

Feeling so alone in the gloomy, desolate streets.

I’m fortunate to have quickly realized what I had lost

And immediately found you

Where I had last seen you.

Sitting on the corner of the street.

I love you,

My dear little iPhone!

Forget You, Trimester 3

 

Oh, how I miss the days

When I was full of energy

and life.

Trimester 2, why did you have to go?

Now I’m miserable and fat,

My head hurts constantly,

and my ear is plugged up.

Trimester 2, why did you leave my life?

My lower back aches,

my feet don’t fit in many shoes

and sometimes, yes sometimes,

I feel like I got kicked in the…

Trimester 2, why the hell did you abandon me?

I really frickin’ miss you.

FRE

What Goes with Eggs?

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